My name is Olalere Damilare. #
1. Just assume that whenever am texting You, there is a smile on my Face because u always brighten up my face.
2. You are my everything,the easiest word that can come out of my mouth is ____.
3. I want to be the reason why you will sleep with smìle on your face and u phone in your hand, I LOVE YOU.
Friday, 26 May 2017
Friday, 19 May 2017
Thursday, 4 May 2017
Stolen Car #OLALERE_DAMILARE
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a policeman drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.
There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a comedy concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Basket mouth Uncensored.'
Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from the house, from bedrooms the kitchen. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through school somehow, don't I?"
#OLALERE_DAMILARE
There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a comedy concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Basket mouth Uncensored.'
Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from the house, from bedrooms the kitchen. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through school somehow, don't I?"
#OLALERE_DAMILARE
Dead Promise
Dead promise
An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral.
One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were...
One of the dead shouted, "Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!
OLALERE DAMILARE
An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral.
One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were...
One of the dead shouted, "Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!
OLALERE DAMILARE
Wednesday, 3 May 2017
I'm Finished
The real meaning of I'm finished is when at night you lock the door to kill a snake and then electricity goes off..
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OLALERE DAMILARE
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OLALERE DAMILARE
People Without Gifts
A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them:
1. Bride's relatives
2. Groom's relatives
He entered the groom's door and found two doors again.
1. Ladies
2. Men
He entered the men's door and found two doors again.
1. People with gifts
2. People without gifts
He entered the second door (people without gifts) and
He found himself outside the hotel.
OLALERE DAMILARE
1. Bride's relatives
2. Groom's relatives
He entered the groom's door and found two doors again.
1. Ladies
2. Men
He entered the men's door and found two doors again.
1. People with gifts
2. People without gifts
He entered the second door (people without gifts) and
He found himself outside the hotel.
OLALERE DAMILARE
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